my english teacher retired and she just is so snide
personally I think the dog is even more snide
follow my blog, it’s gluten free
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
No more excuses.
I will forever reblog this
It’s sort of horrifying that we all know what they’re talking about without them really saying it.. that it’s become that much of a norm in our society that we just know.
I just made what I believe to be the most perfect pancake I’ve ever made in my life.
2000+ people are very happy for you
Reblogging for the fREAKING SUNCAKE.
yeah but what does the other side look like
I heard my dad say “That was a close call.”
I called the home phone from my room. He answered and I said, “No, this is a close call.”
He was proud.
SAM WILSON ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.